Where the wild things sleep

So we walked out to see a homeless man sleeping in our entryway while we were leaving for work. He smelled a little funny but he did wake up to wish us a good morning.


A soldier

I saw a soldier walk onto the train and we got off at the same stop. We walked up the stairs together and I just said ‘thank you.’ He knew what I meant. He thanked me with the heart of man who somehow thought I had granted him the permission to do what he is


Nick came to visit


Who ARE you?

I must meet you.  I need to know who you are, why you urinated on the top of the urinal, and how you accomplished this without actually pissing on yourself.


Who eats corn on the cob at 7:45 in the morning?

She does.


This bitch is crazy (a.k.a. – Yea I’m a hero so what?)

Ok so these are some serious fuckers we’ve been dealing with upstairs.  They do what I believe to be kung-fu at all hours of the night and morning.  Yesterday they woke me up at 6:55 in the morning – a Sunday.  Okay, ‘God’ can rest but I can’t… whatever.  It’s alright, though, because I have 


Pretty pimp if you ask me.

He was staring at me through his sunglasses so that is why ot the shot sucks. I could SENSE it. This dude’s setup is tight


Billy Mays Died

I feel more sadness today for his death than I felt over the death of Michael Jackson.


A Smooth Criminal

I don’t know how to feel about the whole Dead Michael Jackson story. The guy was a pretty sad soul and I can understand that his life was tortuous. The music was very cool and I have heard amazing things about his acting ability in ‘The Wiz’ but this was a seriously disturbed guy. The


Cialis

I was just absorbing the new time release Cialis commercial and then they went to the side effects. One of them was ‘temporary loss of hearing’ and then the sound literally cut out for 3 seconds. This was undoubtedly in error. … totally wild, right?