Mental Reservoir

I feel more sadness today for his death than I felt over the death of Michael Jackson.

I don’t know how to feel about the whole Dead Michael Jackson story. The guy was a pretty sad soul and I can understand that his life was tortuous. The music was very cool and I have heard amazing things about his acting ability in ‘The Wiz’ but this was a seriously disturbed guy. The …

I was just absorbing the new time release Cialis commercial and then they went to the side effects. One of them was ‘temporary loss of hearing’ and then the sound literally cut out for 3 seconds. This was undoubtedly in error. … totally wild, right?

I left the cap off of my antiperspirant for a few days and the center started to oxidize? The sides were fine so I just kept clicking until what I thought was an acceptable amount came out of them. The center part didn’t even budge. It wasn’t enough. After a couple of hours my funk …

The girl next to me is reading ‘The Woman Who Wanted Revenge.’. I want her to stay THE FUCK away from me with her crazy ass. She looks like one of those girls that got dumped and then all the sudden gained one of those ‘thyroid conditions’