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Monthly Archives: May 2009
Chattin’ with my Boss.
(3:48:49 PM) Boss: Hey Nost, just to clarify, I’m hoping that you just put the client on mute when you said ‘what the hell am i saying’?? (3:49:01 PM) Nost: lol of course (3:49:09 PM) Boss: oh jesus (3:49:13 PM) Boss: ok great. Thanks (3:49:33 PM) Nost: sorry about that (3:49:47 PM) Nost: (3:49:58 PM) …
I hate Comcast
I waited a day to write this not because I wanted to cool off but because I was too busy. These people are really something. I screwed up on the creating an account process a few months ago and never had the time to call them. I would call them to pay my bill and …
My sales meeting.
So the other day there was an email from the VP of Sales that there is a random meeting that will be 2 hours today. As my previous job had no such meetings and had 0 communication, which is DUMBFOUNDING considering the tiny size of the company, I was excited. I was ready to acquire …
Don’t judge me
First off the bagel is shit but the spread is pretty good. I’ll have to catch the name of it next time. Secondly the fuckin’ plastic knives aren’t strong enough to cut through this thing in a manly way without me squishing the whole thing. The next logical step is to use my scissor that …
The Borg
Resistance is nubile.
I just saw a man fall up the stairs.
He was looking directly at me as he was walking up and fell over the last two steps. It was pretty hilarious.
This is NOT a Pedobear
This is NOT a poor version of pedobear. This is the beautiful art of a child of the IT guy. Good thing that I was vague when I brought up that the image looked familiar to me from something i’ve seen on the web.
Don’t look at me that way.
This crazy lady gave me a weird look after I noticed her talking. I walked around behind her while listening to some FLO RIDA and realised that she had no phone headset in her ear. This girl is talking to herself and has the gaul to give me the busines? WTF Another WTF is how …