Monthly Archives: April 2009

Fuckin’ ninjas

they’re everywhere

WTF

Why is there a fuckoff pile of mulch laying on the ground in front of my domecile? And why is it not in the massive pot where it looks like it belongs? It’s been there for 2 days now.

Sh… don’t move…

it’s him…

This bagel is crap.

So I walk into the office building and go directly toward the cafeteria for SOMETHING. No idea what I want so I just grab a danish. They say it is a cheese danish but I don’t know why there are raspberry goop in there. Either way it isn’t bad. Walk into the office and see

The Pits

I have some seriously sweaty armpits. I don’t think that I really know the proper amount to apply. I think the companies say to do 2 clicks but that is IMPOSSIBLE because we all know that after a day of letting it sit you need at least 3 clicks before anything comes out. The application

my broad

Windex’d the floor.

This sucks

Of course I had to put the pen in my pocket and do this on my 3rd day on the job. Real nice shirt too. Unrecoverable according to the dry cleaning dude who also sells cell phone covers and baseball hats. As you can see it went into 3 layers – including my skin. (Undershirt

Irish cookin’

So I got fired from a job a couple of weeks ago.  It wasn’t a good job and the pay was about the same rate I was getting when I first started working over a decade ago.  I won’t go into the tidbits because they are equally absurd.  The boss was a sloven man whose

Yes They Did!

Yes they did make a Firefox theme into a racialised web browser.

The Boston Bruins Game

This is what my lady thinks of Tim Thomas and the entire experience.  Given the Devils lost miserably which did add to a weekend that was not going that well to begin with but whatever.  What really pissed us off was how we were treated while there.  Not from the fans – but from the