listening to Thunder Road while trekking to the bank. I got a lot more head nods, rock n’ roll fingers, and Fuck Ya! faces than usual.
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Monthly Archives: March 2009
Fallin’ out dawg
So here I am on the bus with this girl in front of me minding her own business listening to music and all the dawgs in the back can talk about is how ‘that phat ass drops like spaghetti.’ This is the ass of the girl whose ass drops like spaghetti. You be the judge.
The Smoker
So we knew this person was a smoker when we were moving in as whenever we passed his apartment the tobacco smell permeated the area. OK cool I used to smoke but you are disgusting cuz you smoke a farm and don’t mask it at all. I’ve met you and because I know what you …
Patiently Waiting
So this fuckin’ guy is in front of me in the line at Dunkin’ Donuts. He and his girlfriend (who is tiny in comparison and cannot speak a word of English who you can see a bit of to his right) are ordering items one after another – but only after each order is completed. …