Mental Reservoir

This dude’s pants make him look like he has a vagina.

Daniel — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:36:03 +0000

Wolfram Alpha lol

Daniel — Tue, 25 May 2010 14:09:27 +0000

Taxi sign fail

Daniel — Tue, 11 May 2010 15:24:59 +0000

Outside my apartment.

Comeon’ kids!

Daniel — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:04:17 +0000

These kids gotta step their game. It’s was already 8:10 in the morning already!

This guy is a douche

Daniel — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:16:23 +0000

No other words to describe him. He is sitting in the middle seat first off. No consideration for people that may want to sit together. So two sisters get on the bus with their instruments in bags. Apparently one of them had their bag rubbing against this guy’s leg. This douche has the balls to tell the girl that she should move because it is irritating him. He could have easily moved to another seat and let them sit down. That would have created more room for everyone. What a self-important joke.

That person is way too short

Daniel — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:20:20 +0000

This person is tremendously short. She is always on her cell phone or coughing up something nasty.

Why ya gotta be gross?

Daniel — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:09:31 +0000

Do you really not have time in your life to clip your kid’s finger nails except on the bus? What the fuck lady. And of course you just let the clippings fly where they may. It’s too early for this shit.

Gross.

The turkey outside my office two days before Thanksgiving

Daniel — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:30:54 +0000

Really dude?

Daniel — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:42:14 +0000

Really dude? You aren’t a white shoed Wall Street broker. You don’t own this traincar. Take your dirty shoes off the fucking seats. There is a pretty girl across from him. I am about to tell him that.

Annd I did. ‘You should take your shoes off, people sit there’ I said with disdain. I walked away and by the time I got to catch a glance his feet were off the seat.

Do people actually need to be told this? Amazing.

EDIT: I didn’t really say it with disdain. It was more a ‘you really should know better’ tone.

10 October 2009

Daniel — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:45:45 +0000