Mental Reservoir

I saw a soldier walk onto the train and we got off at the same stop. We walked up the stairs together and I just said ‘thank you.’ He knew what I meant. He thanked me with the heart of man who somehow thought I had granted him the permission to do what he is …

I must meet you.  I need to know who you are, why you urinated on the top of the urinal, and how you accomplished this without actually pissing on yourself.

I feel more sadness today for his death than I felt over the death of Michael Jackson.

I don’t know how to feel about the whole Dead Michael Jackson story. The guy was a pretty sad soul and I can understand that his life was tortuous. The music was very cool and I have heard amazing things about his acting ability in ‘The Wiz’ but this was a seriously disturbed guy. The …

I was just absorbing the new time release Cialis commercial and then they went to the side effects. One of them was ‘temporary loss of hearing’ and then the sound literally cut out for 3 seconds. This was undoubtedly in error. … totally wild, right?

I left the cap off of my antiperspirant for a few days and the center started to oxidize? The sides were fine so I just kept clicking until what I thought was an acceptable amount came out of them. The center part didn’t even budge. It wasn’t enough. After a couple of hours my funk …